Making Love Under the Silver Moon

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by M LeMont

There are two things people like to make. They like to make money and they like to make love. That's all people like to talk about– making money and making love. Everything centers around those two things. Nothing else. It seems to be what life is all about–making money and making love. You go to work to make money and come home to make love. And there are some people who like to wait until the weekend to make love. Then there are those who like to make love to relieve stress from trying to make money. Life is about money and pussy. The more money you have, the more pussy you get.

Now I'm not trying to turn anybody on or anything like that. But I want to talk to you about "Making Love."

Can I do that for a moment? I won't waste much of your time.

Have you ever thought about the fact that everything alive likes to make love? Did you know that? I mean, cats and dogs like to make love, horses and cows like to make love–birds, fish, ants, and even cockroaches like to make love. Then you have men & women who like to make love. Now there is one thing about the dogs, horses, cows, and roaches, and things. When they are ready to make love they don't care where they're at or what's going on–they make love right there–in the middle of the street– yard, sidewalk, they don't care–they'll make love anywhere, do you hear me? I mean anywhere and they don't care who's watching.

But people are far more discreet than that. For those who are rich they like to fuel up the jet and make love up in the clouds someplace, and then other rich folks like to take their Yacht way out in the Pacific ocean somewhere and make love.

Now it doesn't matter whether you're rich or poor we all like to make love. Even the folks who are dirt poor–who never had anything, their parents never had anything, and their grandparents never had anything. What they like to do is pawn something to buy a few gallons of gas and go to the drive-in and park way in the back and make love on top of the car, under the silver moon, and hope nobody sees them. Yea, I think we all have done that at least once in our life. Right? C'mon I know I'm not the only one.

The sad thing about making love is that we are never satisfied. Men like to cheat whenever they can and make love because they're natural born dogs. And women like to cheat too. Women cheat and make love thinking someone else can love them better.

I want to tell you that it doesn't matter whether you're rich or poor, Black or White, Spanish, Japanese, Chinese, Asian, German, or Russian when it comes to making love we will never be satisfied.

Listen! I know what I'm talking about. I've seen and done it all.


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